I've seen this floating around: Google your first name, followed by the word "needs", and see what you come up with. Unfortunately, there are two Jennifers who are always in the news: Aniston and Lopez. This definitely skewed my results. Here are my top 10:
1. Jennifer needs to play by the rules. (I'm trying, I'm trying!)
2.Jennifer needs to give birth in the next week. (Um, no. But thanks for playing.)
3. Jennifer needs help! (So true.)
4.Why Jennifer needs a cane. (I probably slipped on the vomit last night.)
5. Jennifer needs to lose some weight! (Not news to me.)
6. Jennifer needs your support. (Definitely)
7. Jennifer needs a muzzle. (Yep.)
8. Jennifer needs 2 1/2 cups of sugar to make cookies for 15 people. (Don't I always.)
9. Jennifer needs to develop age-appropriate language for social situations. (It's good to have my suspicions confirmed.)
10. Jennifer needs a home! (this was for an animal shelter... but it is strangely appropriate)
I guess everyone pretty much has the same needs...
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I googled my name too, just to see. It is definitely harder to find Marian phrases in a google search. Thanks for the laugh!
I googled my name too. I thought I'd get a whole bunch of stuff. Mostly I got people's blogs saying that they'd googled "Amy needs" and then a bunch of stuff about Amy Winehouse in rehab and needing great amounts of dental work because of her word of wisdom problems. I actually think Jennifer Aniston and Lopez might be better.
Did you notice the comment above?!?!? I DO read your blog (every few days, as a matter of fact). Now you've got TWO comments from me. Happy? :)
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