Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Can't Buy Me Love?


Translation: Mom I love you a lot and like the way you act and if we cry you are there. By Emma Walker

Cute, huh? Yeah, it pretty much melted my heart, too.

Until a few minutes later, when Emma sidled up to me and asked, "Can you give me money?"
It took me a second to realize what had happened.
It's not pretty.

After dinner tonight, Emma asked me for money. This is a frequent occurrence lately, as she likes to have a quarter to spend at the vending machines in the library lobby. (Don't get me started- why they need candy in the library is beyond me. If they get sticky pages it's their own fault.) I told her that I don't work that way- she needed to do something for me and then maybe I would give her a quarter. Tim suggested cleaning up toys outside or straightening downstairs. I guess she didn't like that idea. Instead, she wrote me a (fake) nice note. I guess she thought if she buttered me up she might get more.

Yes, folks, that's what it takes. Money is the great motivator at our house, apparently.



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